Fuck you, because you eating that sandwich does not answer my fucking question.– Amber
You are NOT Salvador Dali. You do not have an ant eater; shut the fuck up.– Antoinette Forstall (via stained-glass-skies)
take your bible, make you cry.– f
Anonymous asked: Who started this? It is excellent.
Anonymous asked: The Log is online now? Indeed behold the marvel and horror of The Internet Age.
I’m just. Fascinated by this corner. It’s better than a trainwreck. It’s like a...– Liz (freddiemercurysyndrome.tumblr.com), on the corner cubicle (via catspawsandsharksteeth)
I work better horizontally…– Sarah Hendley (via catspawsandsharksteeth)
Amber: I need a wide-open space…where nobody’s going to walk...
You are not the Critique God. I am the Critique Goddess and you are Critique...– Amber, to Tyler (via sakariparadox)
Like. Every time someone opens the door for me it’s just like. The best thing...– Amber (via catspawsandsharksteeth)
I’m sorry you’ve inherited my derbal vyslexia– Emmama
Yall, keep up that sugar slinging and the sugar bears are gonna come.– F